on expression vs. performance
okay yes to "When I am pregnant, my main symptom is stupidity." My main symptom was grumpiness. So now when I'm grumpy I think "OH GOD WHAT IF THESE MEANS I'M PREGNANT TOO SOUNDS LIKE ONE MORE THING TO BE MAD ABOUT!!!"
Hahahah my brain dials down to 30% and it’s so relaxing honestly. I once drove into a parked car at 5mph.
incredible. The car probably deserved it.
<3 <3 <3
“Vomiting in a bush” is as good a way of describing the creative writing process as I’ve found in a minute.
Xoxo mortifying but we can’t help ourselves
okay yes to "When I am pregnant, my main symptom is stupidity." My main symptom was grumpiness. So now when I'm grumpy I think "OH GOD WHAT IF THESE MEANS I'M PREGNANT TOO SOUNDS LIKE ONE MORE THING TO BE MAD ABOUT!!!"
Hahahah my brain dials down to 30% and it’s so relaxing honestly. I once drove into a parked car at 5mph.
incredible. The car probably deserved it.
<3 <3 <3
“Vomiting in a bush” is as good a way of describing the creative writing process as I’ve found in a minute.
Xoxo mortifying but we can’t help ourselves